In The Can

Thanks to one Mr. Jason Das for not only writing a post about me on the other day, which made made me feel funny inside, weird funny, not ha-ha funny (which, forgive my lysdexia, you should see that movie if you haven’t), but for taking my wordpress from the past and making it into one of the present! Now I can post all sorts of goodies with ease!

So, seeing as I am now in some sort of throw down with Diane Sawyer– why won’t you air the segment, GMA? Is it because you couldn’t punk me?! Hunh the wha? It’s not so easy is it? And I watched the show the other day. Don’t give me that bull donkey about it being sweeps and me getting bumped for breaking news. I got bumped for a segment on doggy doors — she may be like eight (8) feet tall (approximately) but I am SCRAPPY. I am pretty sure I can take her. I’m starting to wonder if that trip to NY with Cricket was all a fever dream and there is no segment that isn’t airing.

In any case, I’ve done some other interviews I can share with “you.” Here’s a visual I hand crafted in response to the question, “Just out of curiosity, what was your real trajectory in the 10 years between high school and the reunion?”from Laura Roberts at Black Heart Magazine:andrea-timeline2

And here’s some audio to accompany it! I did some radio interviews that “you” probably couldn’t hear because “you” probably don’t live in Iowa, or Buffalo or anyplace in Texas and so probably-also don’t listen to their radios at an obscenely early hour of the morning. This one is from The Shredd & Ragan Show 103.3 The Edge, WEDG-FM Buffalo/Toronto.