http://ihateselfpromotion.com Thu, 10 Dec 2009 00:53:22 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en http://ihateselfpromotion.com/2009/12/10/smart-sic/ A few years ago, I applied for a writing fellowship with a major TV network and, *shocker*, did not get accepted. Everyone likes to laugh, but no one loves a comedian. I just unearthed the essays I submitted. Here is one I still find amusing: B) What television show most inspired ... http://ihateselfpromotion.com/2009/12/08/rejection-remembered/ http://ihateselfpromotion.com/2009/12/06/concise-ranting/ Band Geeks. Drama Nerds. Jocks. Pretty People. Stoners. There are really only two types of people in this world: those who actually enjoyed high school, best-years-of-my-life style (appx. 7 people), and the rest of us, for whom the experience is a lot like one of Dante’s rungs of Hell ... http://ihateselfpromotion.com/2009/12/04/glamour-embodied/ Here's the second installment containing the third video in the I Remember Andrea Angry Letter Reading Series. My apologies in advance to the person who wrote and sent this letter. Please don't sue me. http://ihateselfpromotion.com/2009/12/04/ps-i-love-pses/ Just in time for in-between holidays, my very highly incredibly edited story is in the current issue of UK Glamour Magazine! At classy newstands almost nowhere! It's the one with that lady from that show I don't watch on the cover. Iffn you're looking for it, it can be found ... http://ihateselfpromotion.com/2009/12/02/merry-glamorous/ In 2008, my post production house slash co-producers and I sent out about 50 interview request letters to my former classmastes. We wanted to be fair and let them share their side of the I Remember Andrea story, no matter how brutal. Instead, we got a lot of angry angry ... http://ihateselfpromotion.com/2009/11/24/oh-so-angry/ This is So. Exciting. I just crapped my pointelle tights. I have to fill a 330 seat movie theater?! If you and or anyone you've ever known would like to come partake in the Premiere of I Remember Andrea, RSVP on Facebook! If people don't come I might die inside ... http://ihateselfpromotion.com/2009/10/29/i-remember-andrea-nyc-premiere/ Because it seems unlikely that my second GMA segment will ever transmit me through airwaves and beam me into your TV boxes, I've decided to give those interested and disappointed what I can; a first-hand account of what happened. On Monday, I had my publicist ask GMA if Cricket and I ... http://ihateselfpromotion.com/2009/06/03/gma-expose/ My recent roller-coastery experiences have been more fun than any time I've ever spent at an amusement park, but whereas Disneyland instill'd a fear of strollers and assaulted my senses with a new sound and or sugary sweet smell every 15 paces, all the meetings I've had recently have taught ... http://ihateselfpromotion.com/2009/06/02/yes-means-no/