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Band Geeks. Drama Nerds. Jocks. Pretty People. Stoners. There are really only two types of people in this world: those who actually enjoyed high school, best-years-of-my-life style (appx. 7 people), and the rest of us, for whom the experience is a lot like one of Dante’s rungs of Hell (4th? 9th?). Ten years after [...]

Here’s the second installment containing the third video in the I Remember Andrea Angry Letter Reading Series.
My apologies in advance to the person who wrote and sent this letter.
Please don’t sue me.

Just in time for in-between holidays, my very highly incredibly edited story is in the current issue of UK Glamour Magazine! At classy newstands almost nowhere! It’s the one with that lady from that show I don’t watch on the cover.
Iffn you’re looking for it, it can be found on pages 187  & [...]

In 2008, my post production house slash co-producers and I sent out about 50 interview request letters to my former classmastes. We wanted to be fair and let them share their side of the I Remember Andrea story, no matter how brutal. Instead, we got a lot of angry angry letters. I took this as [...]

This is So. Exciting. I just crapped my pointelle tights. I have to fill a 330 seat movie theater?! If you and or anyone you’ve ever known would like to come partake in the Premiere of I Remember Andrea, RSVP on Facebook! If people don’t come I might die inside out.

Because it seems unlikely that my second GMA segment will ever transmit me through airwaves and beam me into your TV boxes, I’ve decided to give those interested and disappointed what I can; a first-hand account of what happened.
On Monday, I had my publicist ask GMA if Cricket and I could dress up like Diane [...]

My recent roller-coastery experiences have been more fun than any time I’ve ever spent at an amusement park, but whereas Disneyland instill’d a fear of strollers and assaulted my senses with a new sound and or sugary sweet smell every 15 paces, all the meetings I’ve had recently have taught me a new language: Bizese.
It [...]

I have just returned from NYC with my better half, where I got her to re-record the outgoing message on my voicemail, be a vegan for 24 hours, and almost crash a party Madonna was throwing in our super swank hotel. We had sunken square bathtubs I swam laps in, all the bellmen were models, [...]

I’m just not sure how this is possible, but yesterday Cricket and I were the number one (#1) most popular story on Reuters.com . Check it out! : We were more popular than a WORLD HEALTH PANDEMIC. We were more popular than Michelle Obama being decidedly beautiful. We had an almost full page spread [...]