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I have just returned from NYC with my better half, where I got her to re-record the outgoing message on my voicemail, be a vegan for 24 hours, and almost crash a party Madonna was throwing in our super swank hotel. We had sunken square bathtubs I swam laps in, all the bellmen were models, [...]

I’m just not sure how this is possible, but yesterday Cricket and I were the number one (#1) most popular story on Reuters.com . Check it out! : We were more popular than a WORLD HEALTH PANDEMIC. We were more popular than Michelle Obama being decidedly beautiful. We had an almost full page spread [...]

Jessica Ravitz of CNN.com is looking for other outrageous stories to illustrate the lengths people will go to in attending high school reunions. Crash diets? Last-minute cosmetic surgery? Fake spouses or significant others? Fabricated professions and business cards? Did you arrive in a car that wasn’t yours? Maybe you hired an escort to go with [...]

How exciting to actually be getting comments on here! And such ah-mazing ones at that, exclamation point
Here’s some other ways you can find us, iffn you’re interested:
twitter account is irememberandrea
You can be-face me on facebook. I’m fairly certain I’m the only Andrea Wachner in the northern hemisphere.
Become a face-fan. Join the I Remember Andrea film [...]

My cousin Kenn texted me with one of the best messages I’ve received thus far, “Wolf Blitzer just acknowledged your existence!”
This is my favorite piece so far. Cricket and I both wore ties for the occasion because we took it REAL serious-like, and I met Larry King in the hallway! If I had been smart, [...]

Unshowered at my personal best, this story by PVPHS Alum Christina Caron has helped me take your TV Box by storm!
video here:
http://abcnews.go.com/video/playerIndex?id=7399162
because this has gotten totally B-A-N-A-N-A-S, I’ve sucked it up and become a twit!
Follow along with all our TV & Radio appearances on Twitter (irememberandrea) and on the facebook fan page. 
Yours in [...]

Today, while soberly driving (unintoxicated, not solemnly) my car home from Trader Joe’s (I trade them $60 for one bag of food) I listened to NPR (the LA equivalent of reading).
The chunk of air-time I tuned-in for was an exploration of the value of a measure being introduced in California to try and combat drunkard [...]

Dear Mr. Steve Martin,
My name is Andrea (though you could re-name me anyone you want) and I’m a pretty cute 31 year-old who would like it very much if you would adopt me. Did you know there’s no legal age limit on adoption? I’m not looking for money or a free ride. I don’t need [...]

My 2007 Prius, Touring Edition, is saving the environment, but killing me.
I’m just not sure what I was thinking when I cobbled together 3,000 American dollars and convinced that credit union that blew up last year to spot me the rest. My car payment is more akin to rent. And I’m a work-from-home writer– [...]

Wanna work less at work? Regret giving your boss your cell phone number? Trying to get ahead in a dress-for-the-job-you-want-not-the-job-you-have type environment? Follow these six tips written in the blood of my enslavement and you’ll have way more off-site time, lose those last ten pounds, and your own office/assistant/expense account in no time*:

1. Gift Of [...]