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But what does that mean, really, when you live in Los Angeles whose seasons are Flood, Drought, Fire, and Earthquake?
It means a couple things:
#1. Instead of being hot during the day and cool at night, it’s hot during the day and warm at night.
This will soon be followed by hot during the day and hot […]

So you (who exactly, I’m not sure) may have noticed that this site has undergone a make-under. SB has decided to take her funny elsewhere, and with it went half the words, all the pretty and most of the heart of this site. But not to worry…you…I hate self promotion enough for ten women! nay, […]

It actually broke down to like, .003 cents per word, but still! I got to go to the Battlestar Galactica offices and have lunch with one of my heroes and interview the president of the Writer’s Guild! My first article as the new TV Writer Writer for www.mediabistro.com hit computer screens today.
Breaking in to TV […]

California is OCD over Chicken.** The Food Pyramid, which you might remember as the Four Food Groups, of Los Angeles are: Chicken, Tacos, Thai food, and Sushi.
My exciting new blog-hobby is to keep a list of the names of all the chicken-centric food serving establishments I see, most of which are in the Literalz! style […]

crack open another browser and ask it nicely to take you to supervegan.com
m’words are up there for the first time and they feel awkward and uncomfortable without lots of eyes on them. They are the exact opposite of me.
Here, so easy for you:
http://supervegan.com/blog/entry.php?id=725

Read on as I take on Dunkin Donuts, Dodger Stadium, and fine vegan […]

If i had a digital camera I would pepper in some photo-documentation but my shitty cell phone from 2003 and it’s -3 megapixels don’t quite cut it so you’re just gonna have to take my word for it.
Women (and men also) in Los Angeles have too broad a definition of ‘pants’ and wear pants that […]

there are so many uses:
-to wear whilst driving so that I can easily give the fucktards out here that slam on their breaks when there is a curve in the road or a droplet of rain or a merge sign, feedback
-to cut the awkwardness of all my non-dates when i want them to be over.
-any […]

and also i own a car.
i’m sure sb will agree that seeing this movie was the only good thing about today. i even hated where we saw the movie (oh my god i was laughing so hard i worked up a sweat) which was at a place called The Grove. The Grove is a field […]

the whole way without fighting.
but, WE MADE IT!
first things first, my face, vegan or otherwise, may smell like a lot of things: coffee breath, check. onion/garlic, check. neutrogena face cream, check. but swampfoot is not one of them. if sb had said it was my vegan pitts i wouldn’t argue, cause man, they do smell […]

i’m officially up to speed on a 2002 lifestyle!
also, i had one Maria’s Special Margarita and it has made me a wee bit “special.”
Here are some brief thoughts about the trip thus far:
1. trucks should not be allowed in the left lane. not now. not ever.
2. driving is only fun when you are going over […]