I’m just not sure how this is possible, but yesterday Cricket and I were the number one (#1) most popular story on Reuters.com . Check it out! :
We were more popular than a WORLD HEALTH PANDEMIC. We were more popular than Michelle Obama being decidedly beautiful. We had an almost full page spread in the Toronto Globe & Mail, and I’ve heard we’ve been translated into Norwegian, Swedish, Spanish and Japanese. People tell me these things, and the information goes in through my ears, gets translated into something like this:
??!#@%??&**!!!!!
And then comes out my mouth as laughter. This is the funnest ride I’ve ever been on.
Just goes to show you, the things you think make you different, or make you feel like an outsider, actually make you just like everybody else.
A friend just emailed the video to me. I am an instant fan. You & Cricket are the shit!
It goes to show that everyone hates high school reunions! They should just get rid of it altogether.
Perfect perfect perfect!!! It just doesn’t get better than your mission impossible approach. It couldn’t happen to a better cluster f@#* of people. With perhaps the exception of my class at Penn, class of ‘96 represent. Maybe you could help arrange a fantastic “donkey show” to perform at the 20th reunion. I would actually show up for that one. Good luck and I’m passing this on, and on, and on.
I just have to say that I hated high school with a passion as well. I loved the learning, hated the kids. I vowed to never go to any of my high school reunions, and I’ve kept up with that vow for almost 25 years. I did however, attend my husband’s high school reunion. I was miserable the entire time and almost beat the crap out of the homecoming queen, which would have at least given me a little more amusement. The most interesting thing about the reunion was watching the hostess’s cat catch and eat rats and rabbits in 3 seconds or under.